A few days later, Vinnie got a letter from his grandma:
I have cast a magic spell to determine what kind of curse your friend Ryan has. You better warn him quickly. The curse is that whenever Ryan
touches semen or vaginal fluid, he will turn back into a jockstrap until it is washed out of him. Even his own semen can change him.
Vinnie hadn't seen Ryan lately and wondered if Ryan had already discovered the curse.