"Okay transform you little freak. Do your worst." Jennifer barked into the phone haughtily. She had better things to be doing than humoring a little freshman who was upset over a little highschool hazing. She had to finish getting dressed and primping before her ride arrived. Every minute spent on the phone was a minute she could be using to get ready.
"You might not have been so quick to choose that once you hear what I have in store." The wronged freshman sneered. "Your transform is that the next time you sneeze it will trigger your body to reshuffle the deck and turn you into a completely different person. Each time you sneeze after that you will swap back and forth between the two of you like Jekyll and Hyde, except you will be able to remember what the other you has been doing in graphic detail. The teachers and your parents won't be surprised by this change and will react like they were expecting it. Everyone else though won't know what to think about you switching back and forth. Just so you don't try to hide your condition the sneeze that triggers this will take place in front of a crowd and you won't be able to move more than a couple steps while the initial transformation is in effect, which should last about 3 minutes. After that the transformations will get faster until eventually its like blinking. You'll need to wait at least ten minutes between sneezes. "
Jennifer stared in shock at the phone. Did this dweeb actually think this was possible? She was going to call him a moron and hang up but he beat her to the punch by disconnecting the call. Slightly creeped out, Jennifer resumed dressing, unaware at how drastically her life would change.