I'd always felt that my life was boring. Boring friends, boring parents, and now i has in college learning how to become a boring computer geek. That all changed when I heared a knock on my door. it was a delivery guy delivering my Chronivac 4.0. I had heared abut these and had ordered one as soon as I had the money. I immediately downloaded the software onto my computer, and put my thumb on the thumb scanner. Up popped my stats.
Name: Jim Baker
Species: Human
Gender: Male
Body Type: tall, skinny, fairly out of shape
Head Hair: "unruly mop"
Hair Color: light brown
Body Hair: spares to non existent 5-10% coverage
Pubic Hair: fair amount
Sex Organ: 6in. length
Sexual Orientation: 90% straight
Importance of Sex on Life: less than 5%
Magic Powers: super geek
I saw that this was an accurate representation of me. I knew that I could use this program to real spice up my life. But what to try first?