Because Dylan did not know the story of where the mannequin or the football equipment came from, Bartlesby did not "understand our
situation". Therefore, they still couldn't move from where they were. They sat and talked for hours trying to figure out what to do to get out of
the situation they were in. Finally, Bartlesby reached for the wand and said, "Well we've got to try something. This might cause us more trouble
but we can't stay here forever."
First he pointed at the different items in the back of the truck. "Willie is a human being. Troy is a human being. Ben is a human being. Thad is a
human being. Pro is a human being. John is a human being."
This use of the wand improved their situation some as six of them changed from the form they had been trapped in back into humans. But
Willie was the only one wearing clothes. The other five were naked. Pro and John were only four inches tall. Troy was 18 inches tall. The other
three were normal height. But Ben was now a flattened Harry Houdini and John couldn't stop fooling around. Thad was very drunk. And none of
them could leave where they were. They could talk and move their arms but that was about it. This meant that Ben was lying on his back, Willie
was crouching, Troy was rolled up in a ball, and Thad was folded upon himself."
Bartlesby then tried helping Ken and Jeremy, "Ken is a human being. Jeremy is a human being."
The mannequin changed into Jeremy. He was clothed and of normal height as he lay face first on top of Ben. The uniforms disappeared and Ken
reappeared inside the canvas bag. He was also clothed and of normal height in a crouching position.
Bartlesby then pointed at himself. "I wish the truck and I would shrink to normal height."
After shrinking, Bartlesby looked back to see that the eight guys in the back of the truck had not shrunk. He sighed in relief. But then he
looked down at Dylan, the only one who hadn't been changed previously was not shrunk along with Bartlesby. The wand would curse if it could
so the eight guys in the back had not shrunk because being in the bed of a shrinking truck pushed them all closer together into a more
confined space. But Dylan had shrunk to stay up close and personal with Bartlesby's manhood.