...an attractive brunette. Due to her shrieking, I wished that no one but myself would know she was naked. She stopped shrieking and continued on her way down the street. Every other pedestrian ignored her. This I had to see.
I quickly crossed the street, almost getting myself killed by an oncoming car, and followed her. Luckily, she was not hard to miss. You don't see too many people on the street stark naked, after all.
She appeared to be heading for her home, as I caught up to her enough to see her heading for an apartment complex. I had to have some way to talk to her without using some lame pick-up line. Even though I could probably make her talk to me anyway thanks to the ring. Still I wished that something would drop out of her purse. I was about 15 feet behind her and something just plopped right out. It was her wallet.
I ran up to it and snatched it off the sidewalk before someone else could. I looked up to see that she had not noticed it had fallen from her purse. I ran back after her, shouting "Miss!" but not seeming to get her attention. I finally caught up to her just outside the door to the complex.
"Miss!" I said. She finally turned around to see me.
"What do you want?" she asked, her voice indicating she wasn't happy with someone having obviously run after her.
"I'm sorry," I said, catching my breath, "but you dropped your wallet back there."
I held it up for her to see and her expression changed immediately. "Oh my God," she said, "I am so sorry for being rude. Thank you so very much," she said, taking the wallet as I offered it back to her. "Oh what can I do to thank you?" she asked.
My mind grinned from ear to ear, so to speak, as I said, "I wish you would invite me into your apartment."
"Sure," she said, not blinking an eye, "Come on up."
She opened the door and I followed her inside. What to do now?