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Enter Patrick T. Clown (Part 1)

added 12 years ago A BM I S

Cartoon white face
220 lbs but otherwise healthy as a fit boy
5'5 ft tall
Able to whistle perfectly.
Able to summon a cartoonish sentient clown car with the inside being a pocket dimension fit for clowns and clown lovers. To have everything including a mansion sized funhouse with a circus and a carnival and it's own zoo of friendly, playful and loveble animals.
Cartoon Pysicics apply to him
Mastery of clown magic
Master of all tricks, practical and impractical
loves to be funny and silly, but can also be serious
Has the loudest beltches in the world and can't be beaten in a contest
Can control all body functions
can pull clown props out of thin air
size 35 feet
can be just clumsy as goofy, or as cordinated as the greatest acrobats and gymnists
Cries seltzer that shoots from his eyes like a cartoon
His hair is like Ronald Mcdonald's
A Big red nose the size of a tennis ball with nostrils so he can breath normally
White gloves
4 fingered hands
able to make the loudest stinkest farts


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