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Enter Patrick T.clown (Part Two)

added 14 years ago A BM I S O

Able to fart a unicyle out of his butt
Loves being a clown and entertaining
can use his promently belly as a trampleine
Able to talk to animals and they obey him
loves to eat at mcdonalds and loves to also eat pies and drink soda, and other sweets, he won't get sick or suffer health problems from eating too much
no pain in his change, or after he becomes a clown
Has a multicolored patchwork jumpsuit
red clown shoes
able to run faster leap higher
be stronger,and be smarter than any clown before or after him
has a big red mouth that curves up into a grin.
the best driver in the world and can never lose races, fail stunts, or crash.
His clown car is indistructible.
master of entertainment theamed magic.
His car never breaks down or needs any kind of service.
as the same powers as Gennie from Disney's Aladdin, minus wish granting.
can never be changed back from a clown.
can't be altered unless he wants to be.
The Funhouse mansion always has enough rooms to house people in, with infinate clown ointment.


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