"I'd like to be an auguste plese," you tell the pace paint lady.
"Very good," she says. First she takes a brush and dips it into white paint. She paints two white patches over you eyes that stretch halfway up to your forehead, then a whide white muzzle around your mouth. Next she paints a blue-black smile inside your muzzle and a wide vertical bar inside each eyepatch. With each stroke of a brush you feel a strange tingle as the sillier you look and the more you like looking silly.
Next the face paint lady rubs a reddish-orangish paint over the the rest of your face, then blushes your cheek red. inside your blush she puts three black freckles and paints a wide rching eyebrow over ech of your white eye patches. As a final touch she paints your nose red.
All of a sudden you hear a loud POP! and you have a bulbous clown nose! But you like it; it make you look SOOO funny.
The face paint lady shows you a mirror and you laugh at how silly you look. "Do you want to stop there," she asks as she squeezes your new nose several times and it honks, "or do you want the full body treatment?"
"What's that," you ask.
"It's where I work on your hair, your feet, your nails, and even your voice," she says, smiling. You gain a full knowledge of clown routince and clown jokes both practical and impractical, and some cartoon physics as well. You will be 100% clown, in body and mind."