You find yourself standing in line waiting your turn to enter this kooky exibit. Looking about are Father's and Mother's talking about their kids. Yet they are trying to act as childish, like you to stand in line and for what?
As the line gets closer down to your turn you get to hear what goes on. Each person picks his favorite nursery rhyme or a story. Then shown to dressing rooms you get to play out the story as it was written but with a fractured twist. The lady smiles at a woman in front of you and offers a book to chose your rhyme.
"I chose Old Mother Hubbard!" says the lady as she beams with pride at her husband. The lady is directed to one dressing room as her husband goes to another. Giggles are heard from the ladies dressing room, but her husband seems to be stumbling about inside his room.
At last the lady comes out all dolled up and ready to do her rhyme. You watch as she goes into a room looking like a kitchen. Then from the ceiling above she looks up as the rhyme begins. The door to that part of the exibit is blocked open by a man sitting down to tie his shoe.
"OLD MOTHER HUBBARD WENT TO THE CUPBOARD TO FETCH HER POOR DOGGY A BONE." As the words are spoken out from the man's dressing room bounds a large gray Irish Wolfhound. The dog's tongue lolls from it's mouth and sniffs the air near the lady.
"AND WHEN SHE BENT OVER, ROVER TOOK OVER, SHE FOUND HE HAD A BONE OF HIS OWN!" Indeed as the lady bent over to look for a treat, Rover sniffed her rear and jumped as he mounted. The costume was only a sham as the big dog's hot red shaft quickly entered the screaming lady. Bouncing about his hind legs he was getting in a big time! As the mounting went on both Wolfhound and Lady began to look simular.
Then the show was tied and the door closed.
"Your next, what rhyme or nursey story would you like enjoy, first hand?" asked the Exibitor.