"Your next, what rhyme or nursey story would you like enjoy, first hand?" asked the Exibitor.
"Errr..." Your mind blanks out for a second, then you hear the words coming out of your mouth. "Ahem Humpity Dumpity."
"Oooooooow!" "Now thats and unusual choice!" "I do hope we have enough characters."
Quickly you are hurried off to your dressing room, a waiting attendant strips you. Hustling you into a strange egg shaped suit, naked you are stuffed into it and hurried onto stage. A draft of cold air shoots up your back as you are set upon a low wall and you realize the seat of the suit is in fact missing. The cold gritty stone of the wall pinches your bare buttock's as you see the curtan begin to open.......