Where to begin! the potapotty looked normal on the outside, but on the inside it looked like a cross between a time machine, and a spaceship. the walls were stainless steel, the floor was the same except it had a tile pattern. the cealing had two rectangulure lights that emitted a blueish-white light, the toilet was set on top of two wide octagonal pyramids shaped into an hourglass. the toilet seat was pretty normal, except it had two armrests with somthing that looked like black keyboards with glowing blue symbols covered in glass cases. it also had nice crystal clear water. the back of the toilet was a large slab narrowing at the top. on the right of the stall,(while facing the door.) was a cylindrical trash can embeded in the floor, on the left was a large box that went up to the arm rest.
all in all the bathroom was completly clean, and a quick sniff confirmed that the air was clear of any scents except that of the water. it was cold in here, and your urin soaked jeans wernt healping.
"might as well clean up." you say to your self.
your jeans had a large wet spot on the front and in between our legs. there were also two urin strems going down each leg. your underwear was even worse, it was completly ruined. so after tossing them in the trash you took a seat and just enjoyed the feeling of the cold steal on your legs.
unfortunetly you could'nt get rid of the uncomfortable feeling of your own drying urin. agitated, you started looking around for some toilet paper or somthing. eventually you saw that one of the buttons showed a jet of water coming up from the toilet.
"this must be one of thoes crotch cleaning toilets."
you say to your self. you press the button and brace yourself. nothing.
"hey whats the? is this thing really broken?"
"please enter form name first."
"form name, wait where did that voice come from?"
suddenly circut lines began forming along the walls, and started glowing the same blue color as the keys. then a holographic keyboard and several monitors appeared. displaying things like engine status and power readings, there was also an encyclopedia on the monitor in front of you.
"please enter animal or humanoid form then choose destination, if you require assistence, say help."
this was amazing, you had discovered some kind of super advanced machine. never one to waste an oppertunity, or question the existance of supernatural and extraterrestrial things you decided to play along for now.
"warning, unknown bio signitures detected, stand by uploading, system locked, please enter name and."
your name is... (please enter your characters name, gender, and a description)