Kyle adjust his tie. He looked himself up and down. He looked fine in his suit. He was taking Shannon to the
Opera. Okay, so it was the matinee performance, but he had plans for Shannon tonight. After enduring three
hours of opera, she'd owe him. He reached into his breast pocket to check that he had the tickets, but his
fingers would not grasp. He looked at his hand. The back of his hand was hairy and get hairier by the second
as he watched. His clothing suddenly became really scratchy - it was like his suit was made of straw. It was
made of straw and it seemed to be reweaving itself around his body. His stomach rumbled, and the building in
front of Kyle seemed to be growing bigger. He reached out with his hand to ring the doorbell. His paw pressed
the button just before it grew out of his reach.
He stared in disbelief as he clothing became a basket and blanket around him. His precious tickets were there
along with a blue envelope that probably had been his wallet before. He looked up as the door opened and
Shannon looked around and then looked down at him.
"Aw, cute! A puppy!" Shannon said swooping down and picking up the basket.
Puppy Kyle barked, "Woof! ---Woof?"
"Aren't you the cutest, little puppy! Oh, and here are the tickets from Kyle, so you must be from Kyle too,"
she said as she sat down with puppy leaning up on her chest and licking her face. She opened the envelope.
"Oh, darn, Kyle can't make it to the opera!"
"Woof?" Kyle barked trying to communicate - what? I'm right here.
"Oh, don't worry, puppy. Kyle's sending his buddy Jim to escort me.
"Woof?" Kyle said futilely wondering if it could be his buddy Jimmy that was responsible for this or if it was
someone else.
Jim was typing madly at the computer. He'd lost all his baby fat, and now had rock hard abs and pecs, and
stood over 6' tall. He had blond hair, blue eyes and a bronze tan - all over. He glanced in the mirror and
chuckled at his now gleaming and eyes and teeth. Maybe he had overdone it a tad, but he also typed that all
his changes would seem normal to everyone else. He looked down at his jeans and t-shirt, and then Googled GQ.
He looked through the photospread and picked out his new outfit. A few keystrokes later he was dressed in Hugo
Boss suit and was headed down to his new Lambourghini to pick up Shannon and take her to the Opera.