Cally looked through the artifacts for clues to their identity and purpose until she hit the jackpot.
Pulling out a small booklet she saw the words "Instructions - Read Carefully" printed on the front cover.
Flipping to the first page she read:
Congratulations!
You are now the proud owner of the Spells R' Us and Industrial Body Magic Complete Transformation Package. What you see here is the complete instruction manual for all the artifacts included in the package. For your own safety, that of those around you as well as the integrity of the fabric of reality, it is recommended that you read this manual in its entirety before using any of the artifacts. Before you do, there are several preliminary rules to be aware of:
First, each artifact is designed with a specific purpose in mind. Using an artifact for anything other than its intended purpose can have dire consequences.
Second, transformations made with one artifact may be reversed using another artifact, but this may lead to unpredictable and possible dire consequences.
Third, and most importantly, using any artifact alters the fabric of reality and the larger alteration, the higher the probability of dire consequences to you and those around you. For this reason, you are advised to keep you're alterations to a reasonable level.
Well that sounded... dire, Cally thought with a smirk. But she decided to read the manual anyway. Better
safe than sorry. Wait, what was she thinking? There was no way that any of this stuff could possibly work!
Seriously, this ring, that busted remote? Cause tears in the fabric of the space-time continuum? I don't think
so. Forget the whole mysterious package on the doorstep thing, that was all probably just a freaky, run of the
mill coincidence... that was totally weird and impossible. Still, either out of hope or fear, some impulse
made a still skeptical Cally flip the page to the first artifact.
Her skepticism would not last long...