"Yeah," said Will, "I'm thinking of a romantic night with my girlfriend and I need something that sets the mood."
The old man nodded, "I have just the things." he walked over to some counters in the back and brought to Will an orange and yellow candle, "This here's a very special candle. It'll definitely help your marriage."
The sales pitch felt a bit dry, but Will couldn't think of a reason why anything else would be better, "How much?"
The old man grinned, "For you, take it for free."
Will gave a nervous grin, "I'd feel bad about taking this from you."
"Please," said the old man, "Think of it as a gift."
Will was silent for a second, "How about twenty bucks?"
The old man chuckled, "Okay, fine."
Will handed the old man the cash and walked out of the store. With the door closed behind Will, the old man spoke, "Enjoy your night, master."