ctually those were military gmome clothes they'd handed Johnny.However since he didn't speak the language,
Johnny was unaware he'd just joined LPSU ( Little People Special Unit )
The head gnome who'd welcomed him was of course the Recruiting Officer,who
deviously rattled off the terms of enlistment in gnomish and only used
the english language when he needed the doofus to utter the word "Yes"
to a enlistment contract Johnny was totally unawares he'd just signed verbally.
Once the Recruiting Officer had got the legalities out of the way,he and the other gnomes
ran away,leaving Johnny totally clueless he'd just joined Company G Free Polish Gremlins
Squadron 813.
Johnny just blundered about for a few hours till he heard the whine of a engine
racing towards him.A Barbie doll sized WW2 jeep crewed by gremlins,gnomes and
a imposing furball thing dressed in civilian and American GI issue uniforms
suddenly burst out of the bushes and nearly ran Johnny down.
The jeep had painted on its hood a flying dragon spewing flames on
The Devil and on the dragon rode a Polish gremlin in a aviators uniform.
Johnny just stood there flabbergasted as he stared at the jeep,its occupants
and the image painted on the jeeps hood.
The big furball in the back seat eyed Johnny cooly...