Porter Flynn never knew his father, his mother told him he was a traveller who died in an awful accident. Of
course that were only the wishful thinking of Ms. Flynn. In reality Jim had knock her up not once but twice, and
although he still sent her checks her resentment didn't wane.
As so Porter wasn't aware his father was having his birthday the same day he had a playdate with his friend
Mark. In his obliviousness Porter couldn't foresee his fate by the Spirit of the Monkey.
Mark and Porter were playing football in the backyard, and though the day had been pretty warm they were
enjoying themselves. Mark's mother had to go out for a moment leaving the two 9 year olds to their own devices.
Porter was getting pretty hot as they continue to play so he took of his shirt. But started to feel very itchy
all around his body. While Mark went inside to get them something to drink, Porter couldn't stand his itchiness
and dispose of all his clothing. When Mark returned holding a pair of sodas, he saw his friend naked scratching
all over his body.
Mark yelled, "Dude! What are you doing?!".
Porter felt ashamed of himself, but for some reason not from being naked, but from not letting his friend
scratch him. His very thoughts were all wrong, but before he could said anything a huge tail sprouted above his
buttcrack. Porter saw the terror on his friends face and fled to the tallest tree on his friend property.