HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Kayla's laughter filled the room, until it finally subsided into a seductive giggling. Kayla noticed that her hair was
becoming a deep shade of blue. The color's candy-like vividness amazed, as it piled itself into a swirly pile at the top of her head. The hair-do
was spherical and reminded her of the bouffant styles of the 1960s. A blue ponytail then dropped down from the hairdo, each one wound with
a pink ribbon and culminating in a fist-sized blue ball. Kayla hears an audible "pop" as a large yellow hairbow pops out of her new bouffant.
Kayla wondered how she would walk or live with such an outlandish hair-do, but then she realized she somehow knew how. She had always
wanted to be a clown, she just hadn't realized it. Kayla burst into another bout of uncontrollable laughter.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Heh heh hehehehehe!!!
When Kayla returned her attention to her mirror, she noticed that her skin had taken on a creamy white color befitting of a clown, and two red
circles had appeared on her cheeks. The red lipstick perfectly defined her kissable lips, and she blew herself a kiss in the mirror. Surprisingly,
a bright red kiss flew from her cheeks and landed on the mirror. Her already noticeable breasts made a hissing sound as they inflated to
massive proportions along with her new clownish rear end. Kayla was amazed and chuckled lightly! And then her clothing began to change:
Her bellbottom jeans had tightened into a pair of yellow and blue striped stockings that extended into the perfect white bloomers covering her
perfect posterior. The stockings define Kayla's new shapely legs and give the suburban mother a whole new chance at youth. A new red dress
that was defined by her impressive curves fit snugly over her frame. The red dress was of course covered with yellow polka dots and jutted out
widely from her hips, even moreso than her adorable hair. Three large blue puffs adorned the front of her dress, one of them seductively
lounging over her cleavage. The dress was surprisingly short and barely covered her heart-shaped rear-end. A white cowl with yellow
trimmings fit around her neck snugly, just like the white bloomers that proudly displayed the new clown's butt.
For a minute, Kayla fiddled with the huge white bow attached to the back of her dress. Fixing the bow was surprisingly easy considering that a
pair of white clown gloves had appeared on her hands and inflated to unrealistic proportions. Kayla however, found her transformation to be
incredible; in fact, she was numbed by the tickles that accompanied every shift. Each foot now rested in a red mary jane, and Kayla began
searching through her pink purse. The purse could seemingly hold anything within it, and Kayla drew out the lipstick which had cause her
transformation. It read as follows:
Congratulations on becoming a clown!! You are our newest valued customer and should you have any questions or would like to buy more of
our products, please contact us at: 1-800-B A Clown. Here are some frequently asked questions about your transformation:
1. Is it Permanent? No, not unless you want it to be. If at any point you want to return to a drab human form, simply use the lipstick while you
are a clown
2. Why did my body change? Your new body reflects your innermost desires. Also as a general rule, our products only create female clowns so
any male that uses them will become female.
3. Can I make other people clowns? YES! And it is highly encouraged. Merely kiss (or blow a kiss) the intended individual and they will become a
curvaceous clown. Also there are other methods of transformation that we're sure you'll figure out.
4. Do laws of physics still apply to me? Only if you want them to! As a clown, you can do all sorts of things like breath fire, enhance your body,
or fly!
Kayla was amazed by her new transformation, but really didn't know what to do...
Then suddenly,