Olivia was just a normal 19-year-old girl. One day, she came home from college class and found the strangest man in her dorm. The stranger was two and a half feet tall, had a blond beard down to his navel, and wore a ridiculous outfit. His ears were pointed.
"Who are you?" asked Olivia.
"I am Olaf, one of Santa's elves," said the stranger, "I understand that you've been looking for a job?"
"Yes," said Olivia, "Do you mean to say that you could offer me one?"
"Indeed," said Olaf, "We need a new reindeer now that Prancer's retiring. We're also in the market for more elves; we're insanely understaffed. We're also hiring dolls. Are you interested in any of these?"
Olivia thought long and hard. She finally said, "I'd like to take a job as a..."