You weren't really willing to fight the kangaroo until she mentioned the cops. You don't want to go to jail and you certainly don't want to see what kind of funky-ass cops a talking kangaroo is going to call so you agree to fight. Your plan, though, is to run away as soon as she lets you up. As soon as you stand, though you're immediately struck in the face. She moves so fast you're not entirely sure what she hit you with, but it's definitely something that hurts...a lot. You stumble backwards to get your barrings, but she shifts to the right and strikes you again in the face. By the time you get your hands up to block your head she hits you with a body blow. Your definitely groggy now, and it occurs to you that if you're going to run you'd better do it now. You turn to run but find yourself face to face with a wall. She's backed you into a corner. You've seen enough Rocky movies to know how bad a thing that is, but by the time you turn around to face her again she's already peppering you with rights and lefts. You fall to the ground. You can hear her counting and you try to stand up, but you just stumble over.
"...10...first round knockout!" she says extending a hand to help you up. "You're bad at this. But no worries. You've got a great teacher now, Joey." she says as she hoists you to your feet.