You dash out of the room and down the hall. You get the shop vac out of the janitor's closet. It's next to a
paint sprayer and a bucket.
"Goo boys," you say as you vacuum up the orange latex goo. You chuckle at your small joke. They are very
cohesive and not a drop remains on the floor. You pour the lliquified lads out of the shop vac and into the
bucket. Then you give them a good stir. "Mixed up kids," you chuckle, "Bet you can't figure out where your nose
ends and the other guy's butt begins."
You look at the clock. You haveto make a decision. What to do next?
Serve some guys the orange goo as a new protein smoothie? Set the bucket over the coach's door, so the contents
fall on him when he opens it? Paint the shower room? Paint the locker room? Paint your locker? Pour the goo
into the jacuzzi next to the pool? Or maybe...? You bite your lip and then you decide....