Chaos spread through out the earth, seeding death and confusion among people as figures of speech transmuted their subjects. 'Good Egg'
pilots then crashed their jet liners. People were quick to realize what was going on. Many madly kept their mouths shut trying to not think of
phrases that could doom them, and so thought of them even more. Others realized they had the power of god in their hands and immediately
began to tell some people 'they were made of money' or simply call people they wanted dead 'shit-heads' as dead bodies with heads made of
feces hit the floor a second later. Chaos and death reigned.
Kallajah meanwhile laughed at these vermin as their own language destroyed them. He laughed for less than a day as suddenly he condensed
back into a humanoid form against his will, and found himself in space in a continent sized palm made of tin. The Earth a distant blue dot in
the darkness.
The terrible Kallajah prepared to reign death and doom upon the worthless creature that had dared think to summon him against his will. He
fell silent looking into the glowing face of the being before him.
"BEFORE I WAS A MIDDLE MANAGEMENT DRONE. THE WAG SLAVES WHO TOILED UNDER ME CALLED ME A TIN GOD. SO HAS BEEN YOUR
DECLARATION TERRIBLE KALLAJAH DIJNN OF THE WORD. WHAT IS SAID, IS. NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW SMALL HUMANS ARE. AND I SEE EXACTLY
THE SAME YOUR KIND IS FROM THEM. YOUR ARE BULLIES AND SADISTS. MY BROTHERS AND SISTERS DEITIES WERE RIGHT TO IMPRISON YOU.
NOW YOU SHALL BE IMPRISONED AGAIN. AND HOPEFULLY YOUR CHILDISH REVENGE UNDONE OR AT REIGNED IN BEFORE ONE SMALL MINDED
HUMAN UNWITTINGLY SPEAKS THE DEATH OF THE WORLD. SO HAVE I SAID, SO SHALL IT BE. RETURN TO YOUR IMPRISONMENT."
And the terrible Kallajah, Dijnn of the Word, was once again sealed away, this time in the heart of a star at the other end of the galaxy.
The Tin God meanwhile, sought to meet with it's brother and sister gods, to see how Kallajah's revenge could be tempered enough that it
would not bring about the extinction of humanity with one misused phrase before the next sunset of the beach the innocent couple had found
him.