" Watson come quick I need you Here comes Pocohontas Medicine Woman Save Our Souls
Roger That Good Buddy Drat Dern Dem Duke Boys I'll Get You Yet"
And so it was.The assembled crowd looked out the bay window to see a 7 foot tall red skin
woman carry a bow in one hand and a medicine bag in the other,come marching up the walkway.
Soon the villainess Pocohontas was banging on the door with a war club,screeching a death chant
to be let in.
Everyone was frozen in shock,terror or plain asleep from boredom,so Mr Sparks went to the door to let
her in.
She immediately noticed the Amulet hanging around the purple dragons neck and asked him
how many beaver pelts he wanted for it.
The dragons first thought was to say it wasn't up for trade,then he realized that her notions of the value of a beaver pelt was based on 1700's notions,before 400 years of inflation.
So the cunning Mr Sparks highballed the number of beaver pelts he was asking.
Pocohontas readily agreed and turning around,snapped her fingers and chanted a spell.Like
magic 66 odd tractor trailer rigs loaded with beaver pelts and driven by 66 giggling young
Indian maidens appeared on the road beside the house.
The purple dragon was momentarilt speechless,but recovering,slipped off the Amulet and gave it
to the villainess.Then he went out into the night to direct the transport and warehousing of his new
wealth...