"To put it bluntly" you respond, already relishing the frankness of male speech, "I want to fuck straight women. I've always found them incredibly hot, much more so than dykes. So give me a body that gorgeous straight women will want to fuck!"
"That won't be a problem." Tonya answered. "All of our bodies have been tested and focus-grouped, and we can give you a body that is in the upper 1% of attractiveness for heterosexual women. Is there anything else?"
"Yes. I am so goddamn sick of dildos. I want the women I fuck to know they've been fucked! If I have a cock, it's going to be the big one!"
"Absolutely" answered Tonya. "That's a very common request, and your new penis will be in the upper 5% of American penises. May I also suggest immunity from all known sexually transmitted diseases?"
"Yes, that sounds like an excellent idea." you respond.
Tonya rises from her chair. "No time like the present." she says.