The chefs in the back of the kitchen start eying the two young pigs from the kitchen.
One of the chefs ask a busboy to go over to them.
"Sir. The chefs request you and your girlfriend's presense back in the kitchen." he replied.
Both you and your girlfriend get up and trot to the kitchen where the chefs give you the option of becoming tonights specials or help with producing more pigs.
You eventually choose to...