You enter the restaurant hoof-in-hoof where you are seated by a well-spoken waiter.
"This place is really nice," your girlfriend says. "I've never been in a restaurant this posh, not even as a human!"
You open up the menu and take a look. One particular dish catches your eye.
"Roast pig?" You say aloud. "A bit tasteless, don't you think?"
"Well, can't restrict menu choice on our account!" Your girlfriend replies positively. "What, are you scared?" She giggles. "I bet you'd make great pork chops. Your butt looks delicious too."
You shift uncomfortably. "Okay, that's enough. I think we better just order a couple of troughs of swill."
Then...