You decide that you want to be a mean genie. Bitterness has overtaken your mind, evoking disgust at the concept of being other people's servants. They did nothing to deserve such wonderful wishes, yet you're now destined to serve them for the foreseeable future. You briefly considering breaking the bottle, but decide against it, not wishing to anger the all powerful figure who had just appeared before you. Grasping the bottle tightly, you decide to end your trip early and leave the park.
As you make your journey home, you begin to notice something odd as you pass by pedestrians. An almost psychic like latent telepathy allows you to detect the subtle wishes and desires of those you pass. With this, you don't even have to wait for them to say "I wish"; simply having a strong desire will allow you to enact the wish. With this knowledge in hand, you begin to scout for your first target.
Who do you pick?