It took several minutes of sitting on the floor, staring at and running his hands over his new cowlike appendages, before Zack could fully accept what had just happened to him.
"Okay...magic remote...changes people. Wow." He picked the remote back up from where it had been dropped and looked over its features again. "I should try something else. A full body change..."
He looked at his cow legs again. If the fur was all brown and his legs were less stocky, he'd look like a satyr. That seemed like a nice choice, since it would leave him partly human. He wasn't sure he wanted to try turning all the way into an animal yet.
He pressed the button that said "Full Body," and the remote again said "Please state creature."
"Satyr," Zack said clearly into the remote. Instantly, he felt his legs losing some of their mass and reshaping slightly. His hooves split down the middle, becoming goatlike. The blotched fur on his legs turned a solid brown color, and became a little shaggier. A little nub of a tail poked out above his boxer shorts.
Then he felt an aching on his head. He reached up to rub it, and his hands touched two growing horns. He shakily got to his feet--hooves--and found that it didn't take much to get used to walking around on his new ungulate legs. He walked into the bathroom as he felt his changes subsiding. His hooves clacked on the tile floor, echoing off the close walls. It was strange that something as minor as new footfalls made him feel completely different.
He saw a freckled face in the reflection. His hair had grown a little longer and curlier, with two dark, five-inch-long horns emerging from it. On his chin a small brown goatee had appeared. He smiled a toothy grin. He thought he looked a little goofy, but this meant that the remote really worked...he could become anything! And so could anyone else.
"Hmm...," he mused. Perhaps it was a bit of satyr mischief being sown in his mind, or perhaps he just wanted to spread the fun around. Either way, he wanted to show this off to one of his friends.