"Hey, McElroy!" Bates heard his voice shout as he entered the noisy Stonewood Day Care Center.
Across the room was Andy McElroy the star lineman and tackle from the team. He was a natural born wizard, but
he wasn't the brightest fellow, as he was one-quarter giant.
He looked up and asked, "Come to see the mighty fallen?"
"Nah, I came to help. You're in time-out until tomorrow right? But you have to wear that diaper longer right?"
That was when Bates realized that big jock had an oversize diaper under his clothes.
"Yeah, until I act like a grown up, I have the bladder and bowels of a one year old. As such, I have to eat
baby food and formula," he sighed.
"I can't help with your diet right now, but I can make an enchanted diaper for you that will absorb anything
you excrete into your diaper, and keep you dry and fresh 24/7."
"Really? What do I have to do?"
"Just take this marking pen and write on my belly "Property of Andrew McElroy."
"But my name's Andy," he protested.
"Sorry. I thought Andy was short for Andrew?"
"Nah, my folks named me Andy - just Andy."
"Okay, write "Property of Andy McElroy"
"Sure!" he said eagerly and then slowly and carefully he marked "Property of" on Bates' belly. It tickled
terribly, but Higgenbottom managed to suppress Bates urge to laugh. Then faster and in larger letters "ANDY
MCELROY". "There," he said standing up and handing the marking pen back, "Now what?"
"Tomorrow morning when you wake up, you'll be wearing a new magic diaper," Bates' voice said.
"Cool. Thanks. I owe ya."
Bates's body turned and left with a dismissive wave. Bates figured it out, but Malfoy R. Higgenbottom's spell
was already at work.
I am -Andy McElroy's diaper? thought Bates' consciousness trapped in his body.
"You will be," whispered his voice controlled by Malfoy, "Tomorrow."
What about you? Diaper pins?
"Nah, you cursed me to be underwear, so if I'm going to be underwear controlling a meat puppet. I'd rather
control someone other than a loser like you. So I'm going to arrange for Brad Connors to get a gift of some
new red underwear."
What if he doesn't wear you?
"Oh, he will. But first let me finish your transformation spell. After all Andy's expecting you to be on him
in the morning."
NO!