News report: Further developments on the viral disease some are now calling the “Bimbo Virus” are now coming
to light. Reports have come in from locations around the world including Sydney, New York City, London,
Berlin, Florence, and dozens of other cities in Europe, the Americas, and Australia. Concerned parents may
wish to send their young ones away as some of the details of this report are adult in nature.“What is the
bimbo virus? For those of us who have not heard the circling rumors, the bimbo virus is a communicable disease
that challenges all modern concepts of medicine and diseases. Victims are said to transform into busty,
attractive women in their mid-twenties with an animalistic sex drive. After transforming, the victim seeks out
others to satisfy its lust and unintentionally spreads the virus through the exchange of bodily fluids.“Men
who contract the virus transform in a time span from a mere thirty seconds to several minutes. The male victim
develops embellished female anatomical features until he is physically, genetically, and mentally one hundred
percent female. This, of course, means that the man grows completely functional mammary glands and has his
male genitalia replaced with a vagina and ovaries. Transformed male victims are said to lose part of their
memories of their previous life. It seems that somehow the virus is able to implant false memories that lead
the victim to believe he has always been female.“The virus works slightly different for women. Women who
contract the virus are able to resist its effects for a longer period of time. From half an hour to several
days after infection, the infected woman’s breasts, hips, hair, and buttocks will grow. In addition, her sex
drive slowly increases and will cause her to seek out sex from loved ones and eventually from perfect
strangers. Unlike males, female victims do not have their memories altered in any way, but her rampant
hormones may cause her to assume a behavior suitable for mating.“Both male and female victims, after being
transformed, will search for attractive men to court. If there are no men nearby, bimbo virus victims will
seek sexual companionship from uninfected women or their transformed companions. Transformed victims often
desire multiple partners simultaneously and continually try to expand their numbers.“Transformed victims
retain a keen intelligence and are known to be extremely manipulative in order to lure potential victims
closer to them. Some have been known to play on others’ pity, asking for help or emotional support such as a
hug or kiss. Others have been known to convince their victims to willingly allow themselves to be infected.
There are also reports of transformed victims laying ambushes for their prey, waiting for the uninfected to
drop their guard before rushing at them in numbers.“What is the source of this bizarre virus? Citizens around
the world are asking this question, but no governments are talking. Many believe this virus is magical in
nature. Others have hypothesized that the virus is actually a form of nanotechnology that has leaked from a
government laboratory. Some claim that the virus is the work of aliens.“This news network would also like to
remind you all that many experts call this nothing more than an elaborate prank due to the fantastical nature
of this so called ‘bimbocolypse.’ Many reports come from unreliable sources and hospitals worldwide claim that
there is no proof that many of the supposed transformed male victims were ever male to begin with. But word-
of-mouth rumors remain haunting nonetheless.“We will keep you updated as the World Health Organization
assembles a formal investigation on the bimbocolypse phenomenon. In other news, insurgents in the middle
east…”You turn your focus away from the news report. You are...