"Oooh, this one looks promising it's at the Nether Realm Fairgrounds. Persephone is hosting today, the Mythical Monster Rally Race. There are three centaurs, a hippogryph, a couple dragons, a minotaur, a cockatrice, and a unicorn already registered."
"Huh?"
"Oh, scratch the unicorn, one of the dragons ate him. He was also disqualified. Love these magic tout sheets, they rewrite themselves instantly to give you the latest info. Oh, Odin's eight legged colt is entered, it's his first race. Thor's goats versus Apollo's horses in the preliminary divine race. No winged horses yet...perhaps?"
"Why are you looking at me like that?"