You look at her and told her all about the wishing ring.
I started and shook my head, blushing, then held out my hand, "See this ring? Long story short, it grants wishes."
"Bullshit."
"No really, I turned your mother into a alien. Anything I wish comes true."
She laughed suddenly and then said, "Yeah she probably deserved it too. But prove it. Make a wish, wishboy."
I smiled at her and said, "I wish that ..."