Jeff scrolled down the screen and stopped. "Well, Dean, the good news is that the transformation is going to be interesting. The bad news is that you're spending the next week as an effeminate twink boy."
"I'm gonna be a fag?!" Dean yelled. "Jeff, you gotta stop it. Can't you stop it from changing me? I don't want to spend a whole week as a fag."
"Hold on, I'm looking," Jeff said, as he searched through the instruction manual. "You know, if you just went along with my plan to read the instructions first, none of this would be happening."
"Yes, yes, I know. Just fix it, okay?" Dean said desperately.