Jim was 10, and in school when this happened.
He was known for playing jokes on the teacher and the other students.
One day, he'd gone too far, and his teacher, Ms. Helga, sent him to the principal's office.
This wasn't his first trip there - he'd gotten sent there from other classes before for the same reasons.
Every time he met with Principal Nelson, she'd chew him out, give him detention, and send him on his way.
This time, something would happen that would change all that, but he didn't know it yet.
As he walked toward the office, he knew he'd be in for an earful.
He went inside, bracing himself for whatever punishment she'd have this time.
"Hello again, Jim Evens." she said in a serious tone "Please sit down."
Jim sat down in front of Ms Nelson's desk, and she sit down behind it.
"Mr. Evens." she began "Do you know why you're here?"
"That's easy." he replied "It's because Ms. Helga can't take a joke."
"She didn't seem to think it was very funny." Ms. Nelson replied sternly.
"Is it my fault she didn't look down before she sat in her chair?" he asked.
"No," Ms. Nelson said "but the eggs in her chair were. Now why did you put eggs in her chair?"
"Because whoopie-cusions have been used too much." He replied.
"THAT'S NOT GOOD ENOUGH, MR. EVENS!!!" she spat. It was clear that she was losing her patience with him.
"You've done this in every class," she continued "and you still haven't learned to stop. If this happens again, you'll be suspended for the rest of
the school year. For now, I'm giving you two week's detention."
Jim watched as she wrote it down, and that's when it happened.
Her ears stuck out a bit, and they slowly got bigger.
"Um, Ms. Nelson." Jim said nervously.
"What?" she replied.
"Your ears are growing." he replied.
"I don't have time for your nonsense right now, Mr. Evens." she said as her ears were now twice their original size "Now please don't talk right
now."
She turned her gaze back to the paper. "Now what was I doing again?" she asked herself while she scratched her head, and her lips turned deep
red "Oh yes, detention." she went to writing "Detention." red blush appeared on her cheeks "Deeetention." she smiled as her eyelashes grew
longer and thicker "Ooooh. You can feel detention in deroom." she smiled wider at her own little joke, as her lips plumped up "And here you
go." she handed the detention slip to Jim, but when he looked at it, instead of her signature on it, there was a smiley face giving him a
raspberry!
"Huh?" he exclaimed.
"Hee-hee. Gotcha!" Ms Nelson said, as black freckles appeared on her face. Jim was speechless.
"What's the matter, Jimbo?" she asked as her nose puffed out into a pink ball the size of a golfball "I thought you liked jokes." white appeared
around her eyes and mouth, while the rest of her skin turned hot pink "Not so funny when it happens to YOU, is it?" she grew a set of buck
teeth, and her ears stretched an entire foot above her head "Well, I thhhink you'vvve learned your lessson." her hair went pink, and went into an
exaggerated beehive hairdo.
"So I'm not in trouble?" he asked as her breasts grew to melon-size, and her hips widened out.
"You will be ifff you keep pulling ssstuntsss like thhat." she replied, poofy, white cartoon gloves appearing on her hands "I mean, putting eggss
in her chair?" her high-heels turned into 2' long and 1' wide clown shoes with her feet growing to fill them "Yer purtty much askin' ta git
caught!" her skirt became a pink tutu that showed off her thick, white panties with red hearts "Want my advice?" her sleeves disappeared, and
were replaced with pink shoulder poufs as large as her breasts "Next time, put glue under her dessk. The clear type - thhat way, she won't see
it, and won't blame you." what was left of her outfit became frilly and pink, and her name tag went from a gold on that said "Ms. Bonnie Nelson"
to a pink stick-on one that said "Hi, My Name Is: Bunny Nanafana"
"That's...um....good advice." he said a bit nervous "Thank you Ms. Nelson."
"Please," she said in a helium-voice "call me Bunny - everyone elsse doesss! Hee-hee!"
"Okay, I'm going back to class now." he said "See ya later."
"You too, Jimbo." Bunny said, putting her large feet on her desk "And don't be a stranger. Stop by anytime - we'll have some laughs!"
With that, Jim left as she started munching on a carrot, doing a perfect impression of Bugs Bunny.
Jim thought that was all the weirdness he'd have to put up with today - boy was he wrong!