”Ha ha, yeah, right, says Nick. He gets up and runs to the family room, and you soon hear the TV being turned on.
You get up and feel a burning sensation above your rear end -- apparently your goat tail didn’t like being trapped against the chair back. You massage it through your sweatpants.
It takes you about 20 minutes to do the dishes, the sound of your hooves thankfully muffled on the kitchen linoleum, not that Nick would be able to hear it over the loud noise of whatever cartoon he was watching.
You finally escape the kitchen and head upstairs. You’re determined to go through the book of spells again and try to change yourself back, or at least into something where you can pass as human more easily.
However...