Sean sat back and flicked on the tracking/observation software upgrade he purchased for the Chronivac. It
allowed him to monitor the transformed subject's interactions. He tuned it to Dan first, and grinned.
Dan was just arriving at his girlfriend Scarlet's apartment. As she opened the door, Sean was treated to Dan's
first words.
"Hey, S-s-scarlet bay-abee," Dan began, then he feigned shock, "Don't tell me you were planning to wear those
shoes with that outfit! Let'ss get you back in the closs-et, and get you pproperly attired." Dan took his
startled girlfriend by the shoulder and escorted her into her own walk-in closet. Then he started holding up
dresses, and shaking his head. Then he threw the dresses on the floor. Finally, he selected an outfit, redid
her hair and makeup and announced she was now ready to go out.
"Dan, for a minute or two I was ready to kill you, but I look terrific. Thanks. I guess your roommate Sean has
been a positive influence on you."
"For s-sure," lisped Dan.
"What's with the lisp, and the limp wrist thing?"
"Huh, what are you talking about? What lissssp? Limp wrissst thing?"
Dan was totally oblivious and Sean was laughing out loud.
"Talk about Queer Eye for a Straight Guy!" he chortled.
Scarlet shook her head, and led him down to his car. He didn't open her door for her, and he had Lady Gaga
blaring on the radio when he started the car.
"She's-s s-so fab! Don't know why I don't own a s-single CD?" Dan said.
"Whatever?" Scarlet shook her head.
"Well, I'll pick you up at 4 PM," he said as he dropped Scarlet off at her job. He gave her a big wet kiss.
"Where are you heading?" she asked.
"The gym," Dan said.
Scarlet shook her head, and just hoped he'd lose his gay behavior before someone clocked him.