Jeff, in a fraction of a second, felt himself completely shift around as he fell to the floor, disoriented and nauseated. After a few seconds to
focus, it dawned on him that his vision was segmented. Specifically one eye seemed to be in a completely different position from the
other, and what he saw made his head hurt. He couldn't move, but he was clearly on the floor, and inexplicably small. Suddenly, he feels
himself squish as he's grabbed by what he considers his "top", and suddenly his vision corrects himself as he hovers infront of his giant
mother. "Oh, yes, you make an excellent pair." she squeeks excitedly. "I'm sure you'll be a very fine pair of boots once I put you on, but
first, I really must make some changes to myself." As you realize what you've become, you suddenly fall to the floor, your vision blurring
once more as your eyes continue to face in wrong directions. What happens?