All of a sudden, Jeff's mom walks in the room.
"Hey Mom, check this thing out, it can transform anyone into anything, I was about to become something inanimate for the weekend, you wanna choose for me?"
"Sure Jeff, I'd love too."
She then sits down at the computer and types some things in and makes some selections. Jeff then feels a zap from the emitter and knows his change has begun.
His Mom laughs as Jeff realizes he's being turned in to...