"Look at this guy. He's an Adonis!" Morgana said as she paced around the poor woodsman. "Hmm, Adonis. Hey, Adonis was a Greek myth right?"
"He was the god of beauty and desire. He was a male equivalent of Aphrodite that was worshiped by the women of Lesbos." I said.
"How did you know that?" Maedel said through mouthfuls of pancake.
"Princesses are taught about everything." I said.
"Why did they need a dude Aphrodite anyway? I mean, Athena was less than Ares, Artemis always came in behind Apollo, Hera was a bitch, Aphrodite was the only cool chick on Olympus." Morgana said.
"Nemesis kicked ass." Maedel said.
"Language!" I scolded.
"Bitch shit ass crap damn twat douche." Morgana teased.
"Really you two?" I said, completely ashamed of my companions.
"Hey, I only said one thing, don't group me in with her!" Morgana protested.
"Aw, but we're besties!" Morgana said.
"I really hate to say this, but can you transform the guy so we can talk about something else?" Maedel asked.
"Maedel! Why would you say something like that?" I asked.
"No no, she's on to something. I already know what to turn Hunky McDreamboat into. If Adonis stemmed off of Aphrodite, maybe this one should return to his roots." Morgana said.
"Didn't you already do that one?" I asked.
"Yes, and I'm doing it again. I have the phenomenal powers, I decide what to do with them." Morgana said.
"Can you use them to make more pancakes? I'm still hungry." Maedel asked. With a poof, a new stack appeared in front of her.
Morgana turned back to the woodsman. He was still frozen there, looking incredibly confused. Morgana began to work. She walked over and physically molded the man's flesh into a more feminine form. His biceps were relocated into breasts, his abdominals squished into a thin waist and flat stomach, his glutes moved to become large hips. When Morgana had finished, where there had once been a woodsman, there was now a very attractive woman in a tight flannel shirt and skinny jeans.
"What do you think? I mean, it's sexy, but is it goddess sexy?" Morgana asked.
"What does that even mean?" I asked.
"You're right, there has to be something supernatural to her." Morgana said. I'm not sure what she heard me say, but apparently she agreed.
Morgana stood back and began casting. She did so for a few minutes before she sat down at the table and calmly unfroze the woods... woman I suppose.
"Ah! What was... never mind. Anyway, I've been trying to find the princess. Have you seen her?" She asked. I didn't know why, but I suddenly wanted this woman. I had never even considered other girls before, but this woman was so remarkable that I could barely help myself.
"Yes, I'm here. Take me." Was all I managed to get out before lurching toward the woman.
"Whoah! OK, I might have overdone it. You're getting frozen again, and you're sitting back down." Morgana said as she froze the woman and pushed me back to my seat. I had an awful headache now, as if I had stuck my brain under a carriage.
"What, what happened?" I asked.
"Morgana's magic made you go gay for Aphrodite over there." Maedel said.
"Why weren't you affected?" I asked.
"Please, this girl is nice, but if I wanted to go gay, I would head to a Ranger Academy Sorority." Maedel replied.
"Thanks for the tip. I'll send our new friend over there right now." Morgana said as 'Aphrodite' vanished. In her place was a mirror.
"Oh, those things again." Maedel groaned.
"If you don't say anything about the mirrors, I'll give you more pancakes." Morgana said.
"Deal." Maedel said instantly as two plates full appeared in front of her.
"How can you eat all of that?" I asked.
"With my mouth." Maedel said as she stuffed forkfuls of pancakes down her throat.
"This is so weird and so interesting all at once." Morgana said as she sat back down to watch Maedel eat.
"What? I like pancakes. It's not that weird." Maedel said.
"Honey, you just swallowed two pancakes without chewing." Morgana pointed out. Maedel paused for a moment before shrugging and going back to eating.