After getting dressed, the four began the search for Derrick's girl, or rather just followed him looking for
her, since they didn't know her. All the while continuing their bickering with each other. Until in the
restaurant taking a coffee by herself there she was.
"Wait, there she is... isn't she gorgeous?" said Derrick and oddly the three love-gods fell silent, well two
were silent and the other remained silent. "Well, how do we do this?" asked Derrick, the trio still muted,
until Des broke the silence.
"She is bliss."
"I know she is hot, sexy... and I bet that she know how to rock the sack, I'm ain't right?" said Derrick
trying to speak like the love-gods. Perhaps if he talked like one... some of theirs would rub on him.
"No, I mean she is Bliss, her name is Bliss, well she goes by that name." clarified Des.
"Wait, you know her?"
"She is Hedone goddess of Pleasure and Bliss. And is my Daughter!" said angered Amor.
"Oh... so she is your daughter... hey man, I didn't know. I swear, we are bros right? We are cool right... and
the rocking and sacking... an innocent joke... I mean she is obviously so pure..." trembled Derrick but Des
broke in laugh.
"Hahaha! Pure... is that lingo for virgin? Hahaha... Derrick she is the goddess of pleasure, SEXUAL pleasure.
I'm quite confident she isn't 'pure' anymore, and the only reason you are still ok was for the rocking the
sack comment, She has to be most definitively good on it." said Des.
"It doesn't, however, take the fact that you wanted to deceive into enticing my own daughter to you!" said
Amor.
"Hey, hey... easy... I said I was sorry... I didn't know you..." but Derrick was interrupted.
"Daddy? Uncle Des!, Uncle Logan! You came too?" said Bliss approaching the three. Amor looked way too young to
have a teenage daughter like she.
"Bliss darling. How was France?" asked Amor, Des snickered.
"Same old, same old. I saw Juniper, the years weren't kind to her, on the other hand Gilda look no older than
50, I met her grandchild." Des snickered again. "I might comeback in a few years. I have to tell you about my
trip to Japan... hey is he with you?"
"Why dear niece, this is Derrick." said Des. "It's a mortal." he whispered.
"It's ok?" her uncle nodded. "Hi I'm Bliss. And I don't do the whole 'vow to me puny mortals' anymore...
unless you are into it." said devilishly the girl.
"Bliss!" admonished Amor, Derrick definitely saw the family resemblance.
"Hey is uncle Anton with you?"
"Anteros?" asked whispering Derrick to Logan, the other just nodded.
"No, I don't think he'll come. He still very piss with me for robbing him of the credit. I keep telling him,
that it's not my fault mortals sadly forgot about almost all of our family, save for my parents and myself,
and sometimes your mom. Heck last I checked, they still remember me wrongly, in the subject that shall-not-be-
named." said Amor loosing composure for a second.
"Right... hey why didn't you just gave him the name and forget about all that?" said Bliss
"No." responded Amor with a straight face.
"Admit it deep down you still like to be Cu-" teased his girl.
"Don't say it!" shouted Amor. "It's just that that's my name. Period."
"Riiiight." said sarcastically Bliss, she knew how to push her father buttons. "So what's the deal with the
mortal? Sorry, Derrick. Being around you bring back some old habits." commented her.
"Nothing important. He was about to-"
"Tell us how much he would like to bang you." interrupted Des.
"...take his leave! I was gonna said take his leave." yelled Amor. "Damnit Des, what's wrong with you."
"Hello. Himeros, god of lust, how do you do?" mocked Des.
"Cute."
"Come on dad, centuries have pass and you still act like that, despite knowing better. I'll sleep with whoever
I want." Derrick's eyes illuminated, he could feel he was about to do the nasty with the goddess of sexual
bliss. "Not with him though."
"What?! Whyyyyyyy?!" whined Derrick, lamenting feeling all his blood returning to his body in defeat.
Bliss took a moment to respond "Beside... THAT, you were brought to me by Uncle Des of unrequited love. That's
why I asked for Uncle Anton. I can't love you so I can't really bring my whole self, I'm slutty not a whore.
And I'm the goddess of pleasure. Those who lay with me must be so irredeemably enticed by the experience that
their every thought revolves around that. But without True Love on my side, I don't take my chances, sorry
sweetie, you looked yummy."
"Oh he is. Logan can vouch for it." snickered Des, breaking into laughter.
Derrick felt used, defeated an humiliated, with tears beginning to fill his eyes. He ran away from the four
love-gods.