He walked until he found a small creek. ''A creek? I'm supposed to find the guy who sells the magic beans''
Walking beside the shore the Cow, wearing said: ''The Cow said?''
"Master there's no time quickly take off your clothes and swim into the river" said the bovine in perfect
french accented english, while standing in its hind legs wearing a pair of boots, a cape and a musketeer hat.
"What, why?" ''Hey I actually intended to said that!" said the confused boy.
"There's no time hurry up!" said the cow helping him out of his baggy shirt. Standing shirtless Jeff complied
''Wait no! I'll be hip deep I don't need to be naked'' and undid the cord holding his trousers up. Being naked
he jumped into the cold water, trying to at least clean his messy hair, and dirty soles.
Bessie took his clothes and hid them under a rock. Not sooner had it done it when the sound of a coming
carriage approached. "Quickly make splashes like if you were drowning!" commanded the cow and Jeff quickly did
"Help! Help! For your sakes help!" yelled Bessie standing in the middle of the road.
"What's is the matter." said no other than the king for it was his personal carriage the one that stood. "Oh
but is my good friend the envoy of the Marquis, what's the reason of this upheaval?"
"Oh my king, it's terrible! My master the Marquis of Carabas was on his way to finally meet his majesty, but
oh ruin of ruins, he was robbed of all the precious gift he brought for you, and of his carriage too, and
throw it at the river, but my master cannot swim!" said alarmed the Cow in Boots.
"My goodness, Page quickly help the Marquis!" commanded the king and one of his pages plunged into the water
to rescue Jeff, hoisting his naked form out of the water. ''Let me at least cover myself!" But Jeff knew he
had to be as limp as possible. ''Shit!''
"Oh Thank you your majesty, we are forever grateful"
"I'll replace everything they took from such an august person, but is the Marquis naked?" asked the king while
the page blow air through his mouth. ''I don't want a guy to kiss me while I'm naked!''
"You see they thieves stole EVERYTHING from my master, including the very clothes he was wearing."
"Oh my!" chimed the princess from inside the carriage.
"Chambellan, help the poor Marquis, bring him some of my finest clothes." ordered the king, and the chambellan
quickly handed the clothes to Jeff.