"Oh! Oh!" your bubbly sister yelled. "Let me go first! I wanna play!"
"Of course," Rachel said, "Cow-tits always has to go first."
"Better a cow than you, you pot belly pig!"
Ryan sighed. The game hadn't even officially began and the girls had already started the childish bickering and mudslinging. He hoped that the rest of the night would go smoother.
"Alright, stop it you two. Quinn, you're up first. Pick your token and roll the die."
"Hmm..." she pondered for a moment. "I guess I'll take the ones that looks like me!"
Quinn reached into the line of tokens set up beside the board and swiped the green one. Just like she said, it shared a vague resemblance to her; armed with an exaggerated bust and butt, it was like a caricature of her. Even its hair was a similar shape. Ryan was, naturally, confused. When he had opened the box and set the game up, all the tokens had looked the same, aside from color. They were gender-neutral humanoid, all with the same form. Yet now there was one that looked just like Quinn. Something fishy was going on, but he could not find the words to express it without coming across as a paranoid loon.
Continuing on, Quinn placed her token on the apparent first space and let the die loose. It bounced across the wooden table before finally coming to rest right beneath Alexis. It had landed with the six dotted side facing upwards.
"Yes!" Quinn screamed. "I'm already getting ahead!"
"Indeed you are, Player Quinn."
A deep, dark voice echoed through the room. The girls, thinking perhaps some sort of intruder had broken in, lurched forward in fear. Ryan too was scared, but as the person in charge of the house, he took it upon himself to speak up.
"Who are you? And what do you want?" Ryan said, jumping out of his chair.
"Do not worry, players, for I am the avatar of the game. I will help and guide you on your path to change. Now, relax."
At its command, a calm feeling passed throughout the group. For some reason, they felt they could trust the game. Sure it was weird, but the game wouldn't hurt them. Why would it? The girls loosened their shoulders as Ryan fell back to his seat, ready to continue.
"Now then, Player Quinn has rolled a six. That means she has landed on the..."