Arghhh. I have a deal for your parent's that they can't resist. Today is Senior Citizen's Aquarium day. If
both your parent's are 55 years or older, we have a 3 for two deal and everyone gets to swim with "fish
gills". You'll be able to swim in the water as long as you like and explore the sea life up close.
Your dad tells the old man that we are indeed in luck as He and his wife just turned 50 last weekend and they
are celebrating their 30th anniversary. Your parent's never though they would be able to have a kid, but were
amazed when at 47 they became pregnant and had no issues with the child birth. Now at 8 years of age, you can
hardly contain yourself in the aquarium and thoughts of being able to swim with the fish.
The old man pulls out a consent form that details the 3 for two deal and has everyone sign on the dotted line
that they will not sue, indemnify, or hold any harm against Ageless Aquarium for the gills activity and that
all changes are final besides the removal of the gills naturally thirty minutes after the activity.
The old man gives you all a salve and instructs you to rub it on the sides of your throats. Because you are a
minor, he instructs you to rub the salve on your entire body. As you go to restroom and open the salve, it
reminds you of your Dad's cologne. Thinking to yourself whatever, you apply it all over and return to your
family. He then puts his hands on your throat and grips hard and starts encanting Vetulus, Vetula, Vetulum,
Piscis Commutatus! A warm fuzzy feeling comes over your body and your neck where the salve was located. Next
he moves to your parents and grips their throats and says Piscis Commutatus! Not understand what he said, you
notice he doesn't say all the same words to your parents as he did you.
Your Dad comments, "Wow, it's like I'm getting a neck massage!"
He then says "You won't be needing clothes when you're swiming!", and begins to encant, "Levo Vestis!"
You look in shock as you and your parents are completely nude. You've never seen your parent's nude before and
notice how they have hair on their private parts.
The old man throws you all into the water and you marvel at how easy it is to breath and swim in the water! It
is invigorating and you are able to see aquatic life like you've never been able to before. Unfortunately you
don't know that the water in the aquarium leeches the age of anyone under the age of 78 who put the aging
salve on most of their body. You notice your body starts to itch, then tingle all over!
The tingling in your body has increased in intensity and you begin to feel like your growing! You watch as
your body becomes longer, taller, and begins to mature to puberty. You watch in awe as your pubic hair begins
to come in and your penis begins to grow in mass. Your underarms and face begin to produce hair also. Before
you know it you are a 16 year old teenager and are excited. You also watch and feel your gills come in your
neck. "This is amazing!, you exclaim. Unfortunately you feel another wave of tingling as your body begins to
grow and gain more mass. Before you know it your penis has grown more mass, your pubs and other hairs have all
come in, and you look like a 25 year old man. You marvel at your beard, your muscle mass, and can't wait to
try your new body out in the Aquarium.
The whole time your parent's are watching you in shock because their only change was their gills and have not
changed anymore. Again another surge of tingling happened as your yell out in pain, "why do i keep having
these waves coming on me!" You watch as your body begins to age past the 20's and accelerates aging. You
start losing hair, some of your hair has begun to turn gray, and you begin to feel the aches and pains of a 50
year old. You look in the mirror and see an almost mirror image of you Dad from five years ago! Your nose has
widened, your face has wrinkles, your gut has grown out, and you feel tired.
Unfortunately another wave of tingling comes on and you being to age again. This time all of your hair turns
gray, your body sheds lean muscle mass and replaces it with fat tissue, and you begin to lose some of your
teeth. You look at your reflection and you look just like your grandpa who is 78 years old! The tingling
finally stops.
As you and your parent's finally are able to get out of the Aquarium, you notice the old man grab a mug, fill
it up with some of the aquarium water, and drink it up. You watch in awe as he loses 50 years in a matter of
minutes and is a youthful 22 years old! As you try to protest, he shows you the contract you signed to swim
with gills and that the changes are permanent!
You notice the aging salve he gave you and throw the container at the now young man. It explodes and sends
salve all over the now younger man, your parent's, and your friend Billy who has just arrived from the Tiger
Exhibit. Billy yells Ewwww! Why are there naked old people here and what is this nasty smelling goo? As Billy
tries to get it off of him, he slips and knocks himself, your parents, and the now younger man into the water.