"Oh my God! This is the greatest day of my life! We so half to do this! Let's hurry up and get to that
interview!" Wendy was barely stopping to breath, she was so excited at the idea of being on her favorite shows
of all time. Carl on the other hand was mortified. It wasn't just the idea that if they accepted the deal he'd
be stuck as Carly for anywhere from one week to three months (although that was a HUGE part of it), but he
absolutely hated Big Brother. Every year for the last eleven years he'd had to sit down with Wendy three times
a week to watch the show and she even made him sometimes watch the online shows. The only reason Carl did it
was because it was the only show on tv Wendy watched regularly and as much as he disliked the show, he enjoyed
the time on the couch with her. He did not however like the prospect of being one of the scantily clad girls
he used to watch from his couch.
"Wendy, please. Let's just sit down and talk about this calmly."
Wendy turned around and Carl was scared to see the look in her eyes, it was the look of a woman possessed. She
seemingly calmed down after a split second of looking like a madwoman and a little too calmly told her
husband, "Carl, honey." Carl noticed that for the first time since he'd been transformed she called him by his
real name. "This is a dream come true for me. We always would watch the show on tv but now we get to live it!
Isn't the idea of that great."
"The idea of Wendy and her husband Carl going on might get me interested. Not Wendy and her big boobed twin
sister Carly."
"But you know that's the only way we would ever get on the show. They never put happily married people on
there, it's not interesting. I don't like it either but it's the only way we can do this." Carl really had a
feeling she was not telling the whole truth about not liking that but chose to skip that argument for now.
"But what about the kids? We can't just go off and leave them."
"Reality contestants do it all the time. I can just wish them to be living happily with my parents. Just think
about what half a million could do for them. They could be set for life." Wendy said now going with the guilt
approach. She didn't have many options left, but if it came down to it, she didn't feel like wishing for Carly
to join her would be too bad.
"Then why don't you just wish for a half million!" Said Carl stating the obvious.
"Because that would cheapen it. I want to earn that money on the show. Please, let's do this together. It's a
dream come true for me."
Carl looked at his wife in the eyes. He knew for certain the last part was true, he knew it was her dream to
do this. So finally defeated, Carl reluctantly said. "On two conditions."
Wendy looked about ready to burst with happiness, "Name it."
"First, in between the time we accept the deal to the time we are about to enter the house, I get to be Carl
again. And two, when we get there, please don't mess with me mentally or personality wise. If I'm going to do
this, I want to retain as much of myself as possible."
"Deal." Wendy said, all the while thinking she'd avoid it the best she could, but if an opportunity popped up
that would really help her chances...
"Okay, let's go find that Jon Adams-Reilly guy and sign up." Carl said interrupting Wendy's thoughts.
Wendy didn't wait another second and after wishing up some bikini tops for the two of them, practically
sprinted to the dining hall for a meeting. When they got their they saw that Jon wasn't exaggerating when he
said he would be in the center of a bevy of Thai girls. About twelve scantily clad girls were standing in a
circle around him trying to get his attention while he ate. Squeezing in between them Wendy slammed her palms
on the table and said, "We'll do it!"
Jon looked up from his meal and said,