Matthew grabbed the dice first and rolled. The dice came up a seven. The crystal ball set in the middle of the game board lit up. Words appeared on it. The three gamers leaned in to read it.
"So you like games? Ain't that sweet? Let's get you off that fat ass and up on your feet."
Immediately, Matthew's chair disappeared and he was forced to stand up.
"Asshole game. I'm not fat. Hell, I'm a twig. Let me get another chair you guys." Matthew said, beginning to walk away. He stopped. He turned around, walked back to the table, picked up the dice, and handed them to Mark.
"Um, dude?" Mark asked.
"Yeah?" Matthew asked.
"Weren't you... weren't you going to get a chair?" Greg asked.
"Yeah." Matthew said.
"Screw it, let's just play the game." Mark said.