God later asked me, "Lamorak, how will you treat your slave?" Archangel Michael butted in, "He'll treat her badly and beat her up!" I rounded on the Archangel Michael, and said, "Listen, you holier-than-thou Heavenly halfwit, and listen good! You REALLY don't want to make an enemy of me, you really don't. And just so you understand how deadly I am, not only did I put the reincarnated Sir Mordred in hospital with a broken back and six broken ribs, I also have as allies the Titanesses Rhea, Theia, Themis, Tethys, Mnemosyne and Pheobe, not forgetting Astarte, Circe, Nemesis, Aphrodite, the Furies, Eostre...to name but a few. And let's not forget my 7 children: Lust, Greed, Gluttony, Sloth, Wrath, Pride & Envy. Sloth is the most child-like and innocent of my children, in that she worships, and these are her words, not mine, "the god Mars Bar. He's more tasty than the conventional one". And for your information, cruelty is alien to my nature, and I'd rather die than treat a female slave badly and beat her up". Catherine Parks, as long as she is loyal and obeddient, will only have a few modifications done to her". God asked, "Like what, Lamorak?" I replied, "Well, as you are no doubt aware, women giving birth is what led to the popilation explosion".