You stare cross-eyed at the large beak now adorning your face. You reach up and prod at it, as if to confirm its existence, before running your hands over the rest of your newly feathered head. Clucking softly, you struggle to come to terms with your new reality as a chicken-headed abomination. Could tonight get any worse?
Lost in your self-pity, you don't notice the quiet rustling coming from the bushes behind you before it's too late. At the last moment, you turn, catching a quick glimpse of the latex chicken as it prepares to further alter your life. "Bawk! Ba-kaw!" You cry in a panic, as you attempt to turn and run, determined not to lose any more of your humanity.
Alas, you're too slow. Bam! Bam! Bam! You're pelted once, twice, and finally, a third time with the creature's latex eggs. Within moments, your entire body is covered with latex, from toe to feathered head. With mounting horror, you see the latex begin to shift and ripple as it proceeds to morph your body into a very different form. You squeeze your eyes shut, clucking incomprehensibly, terrified of the changes being made to your form.
Although it feels like an eternity, it can't have been more than a few minutes before you feel the strange tingling feeling leave your body. Gathering your courage, you slowly open your eyes, before promptly clenching them shut again after a distressing glimpse of more feathers covering your body. You strut blindly, head bobbing humiliatingly in rhythm with your steps, towards the nearby pond to get a more thorough look at your altered body. 'Don't panic, don't panic,' you thought to yourself. 'Just look at the damage first.' Once you felt the water lapping at your changed feet you open your eyes.
The night was clear and the moon was bright, giving you a surprisingly good look at your reflection in the water below. "BA-KAW! BAWK BAWK BA-KAWK!" You cry, trying to deny what your eyes were telling you. But you can't deny your new form as your eyes flicker back and forth from your reflection in the water to the body beneath you. Feathered head, fluttering wings, and a taloned foot scratching agitatedly at the dirt fills your vision. You, for all intents and purposes, are now a humongous six-foot tall chicken, indistinguishable from a typical barnyard chicken in all respects except your gigantic size.
"Ba..Bawk! BAWK!" You sputter, terrified at the change in course your life has taken in a mere few hours. This couldn't really be happening, could it? You couldn't really be... this thing, could you? Your head remained unchanged from your prior incident with the chicken, still feathered and adorned with a sharp beak where your nose used to be. Your feet, one still scratching absentmindedly in the dirt, had become yellow, three-toed talons, and your legs were likewise scaled and yellow, and bent oddly at the ankle and knee. The rest of your body was covered with thick, mostly white feathers, with small patches of dark brown sprouting from your frilled neck and tail. Your clothing, the last remaining trappings of your humanity, had disappeared, either dissolved or absorbed by the latex, leaving you clothed in nothing but feathers.
Your body was heavier and more ungainly than it had been in its human form, with thick, muscled thighs, a rounded belly, and a truly enormous backside that tapered off into a large frilled tail. Your arms had become wings, which folded neatly against your plump body. Your hands- and dexterity- were all but gone, and it soon became obvious that you'd have better luck trying to use one of your clawed feet to pick up and manipulate objects. You clucked mournfully, hoping that this was some incredibly detailed nightmare. But as more time passed, reality began to set in. You peered with your black, beady eyes once more at the reflection in the water below, taking in every shameful detail. This body is YOURS, now. As ridiculous as it may seem, this freakishly large chicken is YOU.
"Bawk... Bawk. Ba-kaw!" You cluck sadly, trying in vain to say something, ANYTHING. You finally manage to tear your eyes away from your dreadful reflection. You notice the latex chicken is still nearby, watching you with its head tilted, looking almost... smug? Suddenly enraged at what this creature has done to you, you begin to move towards it in big bounding steps, letting loose a loud, angry "BAAAAWWWK!!" as you start to move. Feeling your new body in motion is strange, to say the least. Your head bobs uncontrollably on your elongated neck with each step, and your huge ass and tail bounces comically from side to side as you more or less waddle towards the little latex monster. Your unfamiliarity with your body and your absurd gait startles you to a stop several feet from the OTHER chicken. Before you can get any closer, the latex chicken shoots you one final amused look before it disappears back into the thick bushes. You can hear it clucking, mocking you, from deep within the foliage, before that too fades, leaving you standing alone once again in the clearing.
Head bobbing unconsciously, you try to crane your long neck and see where the latex chicken went, but your efforts are futile. "Baaaawwwwwwkkkk..." You moan piteously, feeling lost and afraid. What were you supposed to do now? How could you escape this nightmare and get back to your human body? Would you be stuck as a giant chicken for the rest of your life, poked and prodded by scientists before being shuttled off to a zoo or freak show? Trying to fight the hopelessness and despair, you waddled back down the trail, your ass still waving humiliatingly back and forth with each step, looking for anyone or anything which could help you get out of this mess...