Kelly thought about it and decided to get rid of the one thing that is the worse thing for all womankind...the vagina!
Kelly hated her vagina. She hated the fact the she had to have a period once a month and putting tampons in it, hated the fact the she could get pregnant and have to carry around a child for 9 months, and the worse part...give birth! She heard all the horror stories of woman being in labor for DAYS and how painful child birth was. She also hated the fact the sometimes her vagina would smell like rotten fish and she'd have to take care of it. She hated how it was hard to clean. She hated having to pee sitting down, especially in public restrooms. Why would she sit down where other numerous asses and vaginas have been?!
But the one thing she hated was the vagina made women the weaker gender. Just because a man can take hid dick and stick it in a woman, for some reason, that makes them the dominant gender. Kelly wants to make it all even and that every human being would a penis and sex would all be anal. So, Kelly decided to get rid of vaginas forever and give women penises and balls instead!
She wanted to enjoy the transformation, so went into her bathroom and stripped down until she was completely naked. She looked at her disgusting vagina one last time.
"Be gone you pathetic, smelly, bloody, baby pushing rotten hole! I wish that all women in the world would have their female genitalia transform into male genitalia....permanently!"
She felt the ring heat up as her worldwide change began.