"It alters DNA to make women less objectifiable and more functional!" proclaims Genius Woman, brandishing her ray gun.
"Uh...what?" You have no idea what she meant.
She explains, "Any woman who's hit with a blast of this ray gun will have her DNA change. Her mammary glands will be much more efficient, so she will no longer have visible breasts. Her waist will expand and her ass will contract to give her a much less noticeable figure. I can't completely get rid of the hips, but they'll be as small as they possibly can to still account for childbirth. Body hair will grow extremely quickly, especially around the pubic area. Scalp hair will become dull and much more likely to develop split ends. Fingernails and toenails will break very easily. Noses will enlarge and lips will become thinner. The feet, ankles, and inner ear will be changed so that shoes with high heels will cause pain and vertigo. The face will itch and burn if painted with makeup, and much of the rest of the body will do the same if left uncovered by clothing or even covered too tightly by clothing."
There's a triumphant smile on her face. All you can say is, "No boobies?"
"Oh, my goddess," groans Genius Woman, putting her face in her hand briefly. "I wish we had a real superhero, who could at least pretend to understand what I'm talking about."
"Oh, we understand, ma'am," says the police captain. "Why don't you come down so we can talk about this?"
The uniformed officer suggests, "If it works like you say it does, it sounds like it'll make women repulsive."
"Repulsive?" spits Genius Woman, then repeats, "Repulsive? Maybe to someone like you, who probably masturbates thinking about that" -- she gestures toward you -- "but I'm pretty sure that once every woman in the world is flat-chested with a forest of pubic hair, there will still be sex going on. It just won't be in your face, with women feeling as if they have to doll themselves up as sex objects. And now, please allow me to demonstrate that it does work like I say it does."
The tiny wheels in your brain have been turning ever since you heard Genius Woman say the word "wish." So, as she takes aim with the ray gun, pointing it straight at you, you suddenly...