As you dance there riding the post up and down bills are stuffed into your g-string eventually becoming too
full and bills are tossed onto the stage.
As you circuit the stage shots are handed to you. Now this is against the rules but you figure one wouldn't
hurt and the guy is very well dressed. You take it and seductively down the shot.
Over and over different men hand you a shot and your judgement gets worse and worse as the night goes on.
When you wake the next morning you look at your dresser. There is a wad of cash on top.
You feel something warm at your back and roll over to see someone with the comforter pulled over them laying
next to you. As you get playful and begin to tickle the person you realize that something is off. Is it the
well dressed man? One of your regulars? Who could it be? He rolls over and it is the 6'5" 450 pound janitor
for the strip club.
Now he wouldn't have been bad looking if he weren't so fat but he was huge. He must have been beautiful when
he was in high school.
You got rid of him and when you went back to the strip club you kept getting knowing glances from him but also
the rest of the dancers and the bar owner seemed to be looking at you strange.
Several months later you noticed that you were gaining some weight. Now many of the strippers had babies at
one time or another but you hadn't ever thought about having one for yourself. So when you went to the Dr. and
found out you were pregnant with triplets you immediately headed to the Janitor and told him the baby had to
be his.
He just giggled.
What do you mean by that?
I am very potent.
Well you are going to have to help me with that.
Good luck. All my wages are already garnished for my other children.
Other children? How many do you have?
Well Millie has two. Jennifer has one. T'wanda has six.
You noticed a pattern. All the girls he was talking about were strippers in the club. Do you have kids by all
the girls that work here?
Oh yea and a few others. I have 60 kids.
Well this will make 63 and I need help.
Can't get blood from a stone.
As you get fatter and fatter there are some that are interested in your growing body but most are not so your
tips have gone down. When you finally have your kids your belly doesn't go down and the extra weight has
rounded out your hips and increased your boobs which helped some but that sagging belly didn't help. As you
worked out lost your belly it happened again. You got way too much to drink and found yourself in bed with the
Janitor again.