You had to admit, you were tempted by the offer. On the other hand, you've reprimanded Derek and Connor for having fun during work time a mere ten minutes before, and you certainly didn't want to pass for a hypocrite. "I'm sorry, but I really can't. After all, this IS a shop".
The dancer lowered his eyes, disappointed. "Man, that sucks", he murmured. "The thing I want the most right now is to fuck and be fucked by a hot man like you...".
"Well, it's not like it would be difficult for you to find someone to have fun with", you reassured him, placing a hand over his bare, bronze shoulder. "If you want to be sure to find someone who you consider to be appealing, I can sell you a magical enhancer", and you gestured towards one of the nearest aisles, labelled 'For the Hottest Boyfriend".
The blond hunk doesn't seem totally convinced. "But I have no money, my wallet was in my old pants...".
You smiled at him. "You should check your pockets".
The Chippendale did as you suggested, and discovered in amazement that he was carrying around many 100 dollar bills. "'kay, dude, I'll buy something". He stared at the aisle with a puzzled face for a good minute. "Are you sure those things are gonna work?"
Apparently, the transformation also turned him into a himbo. Or maybe he wasn't the brightest bulb to begin with. "Well, look at you..."
"Oh. Yeah, you're totally right. Let's see, then...". After a couple of minutes, he seemed to find what he was looking for. "This is perfect! I can't wait for some dude to try it".
You took a 100 dollar bill from his hands and flashed the most professional smile ever. "It's a pleasure to make business with you. Now go and find yourself a guy!"
The newly-made Chippendale walked down the streets around the sexy shop with confidence and cockiness; every few steps he stroke a pose, showing the world his beautiful muscles. And even if he looked a bit ridiculous, he didn't care, 'cause he was hot and horny and needed someone to have a good fuck with.
Finally, he found the perfect specimen: a tall, gangly 20-something with a completely forgettable face, that was eyeing him with obvious lust and in the meantime trying to hide behind a comic book. "I can't wait to see how you're gonna become", the dancer thought, coming closer and putting a python of an arm around the other guy's shoulders. The young man shuddered and let out a high-pitched sound, like a scared rabbit. "Do you like what you see?", the blond Greek God breathed into his ear.
The young man lowered his eyes and went all red. "Y-y-y-yes".
"Well, this must be your lucky day, because I like you. I like you very much. You know what, I'll let you suck my dick, but only if you suck mine first".
"T-this must be some kind of joke, right? Is this some sort of candid camera?"
"What? No! I'm dead serious, man! Here, I'll show you", and with a firm yet tender gesture he grabbed the other guy's chin and kissed him passionately. Zero shame or shyness in Frenching another man in the middle of the road: the blond hunk was gay and proud to be. "So? Did you like it?"
The scrawny young man seemed seriously confused by what was happening to him. "What... I... Well, I mean, yes. I liked it very much, but I still don't...".
"Come with me, then", and the Chippendale grabbed the other guy's hand and literally dragged him all the way to the sexy shop.
You were busy tidying up the costume aisle when your latest work of art came walking into the shop, carrying a very bewildered young man with him. "Um, dude, I know this is kinda weird, but... Do you think I can use one of your changing rooms?"
You smiled knowingly. "Of course! You're a beloved customer, after all!"
The hunk's face brightened up instantly. "Thanks a bunch, dude!". He then lowered his voice enough not to be heard by anyone else. "Oh, and by the way, that offer of me swallowing your tasty sausage is still open".
"I'm really pleased, but you shouldn't make you friend wait", you replied.
"Oh. Right! Well, see ya later!", and he drugged the confused young man behind the door you were pointing him out. You then went behind the counter and looked at one of the hidden camera screens, eagerly waiting what was going to happen.
"C-can you at least explain what's going on?", the young man protested. "U-um, listen... I don't even know your name, and this is really weird...".
"Oh, yeah, how rude of me. I'm Adam, nice to meet ya".
The young man nodded. "Thanks. I'm Mark, by the way". A brief moment of silence. "This is really weird... I mean, I want to... um, do those things with you, but I definitely need some time..."
The hunk's brow furrowed. "Time? Nah. I have something better!". And he tossed his purchase to the other man. "Here, try this! You'll thank me later".